"SKIDOOOSH!"
-Dallin at Sunol
"I was just sleeping, having good dreams, then somebody yelled, 'SKIDOOOSH!' Then I had terrible dreams!"
-Chris Glenn at Sunol
Alec: Travis, you're the chaplain aide! Call on someone to give the prayer!
Travis: No, Kyle is the chaplain aide! I'm the reformed chaplain aide!
-Travis and Alec at a Scout Meeting
"Garbage is bad."
"A turtle could think a plastic bag is a jellyfish and eat it. Then it would, um, cough."
"Your natural waste should be deposited into a 6 inch hole."
-Quotes from Dallin's speech about leaving no garbage in a campsite
Jaren: If you have a frostbite on your fingers, rub it, rub it, rub it!
Dallin: Are you kidding? You're fingers will fall off!
Jaren: Oh, well if you have a blister you should rub it!
Travis: What's with you and rubbing?
-Travis, Dallin, and Jaren talking about Wilderness Survival
Dallin: So, in the story, the white guy carves markings in the trees with his knife to show where he's been...
Travis: Hey, Balto did that!
-Travis and Dallin at a Scout Meeting
Brother Spencer: And remember to put your toothpaste and deodorant in your bear canister because they can eat that too!
Dallin: Bears like deodorant?
-Brother Spencer and Dallin at a Scout Meeting
Rick: Ha ha ha! BWAHAHAHAH!
Travis: Um, heh, heh, (whispers to Jeremy) I'm scared!
-Rick, Travis, and Jeremy in the Kitchen
"And so he spent the rest of his days, locked in a kitchen, making trail mix,"
-Travis in the Kitchen
"My brother, Chris, took my iPod on Showbiz tour and put it in the bottom of his bag. When he came back, it was all scratched up, low charged, and almost broken. I asked him, ' So, my iPod fell from its shelf and fell right into your pocket?' and he lied and said, 'Yeah,' and so I forgave him."
-Jeremy talking about Forgiveness in Church
"Hey, guys! It's Santa!"
-Travis in the car talking about a guy with a white beard and a turban
Travis: Here, let's pause the iPod.
Dallin: Yeah, we don't want to miss any Taylor Swift!
-Travis and Dallin in the car
Jaren: Hey, look! It's called a Giant Meat Stick!
Dallin: Who would want a stick of meat?!
-Dallin and Jaren in a gas station
Brother Spencer: Mustard is the most perfect food. It has no calories, it tastes great, and it never goes bad!
Randall: Really? Because I was just gonna leave it here to lighten our load!
-Randall and Brother Spencer at Scout Camp
Brother Jackson: Think of the most beautiful place you've seen.
Kyle Makaiwi: The McDonald's bathroom!
-Brother Jackson and Kyle Makaiwi at Church
"Hey guys, I'm a ninja!"
-Dallin Earl
"Oh, I tripped, I'm not a ninja,"
-Dallin Earl
"Aw Nuts!"
-Travis Neal
"Hey, my loin cloth matches my hat!"
-Travis and Jeremy in the play, Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat
Orc 1: Hey, I have a sword. I could slice you in half!
Orc 2: That's not a good idea, because I have a whip!
-Dallin dubbing over Lord of the Rings
"Who's Bruce?"
-Rick after watching The Dark Knight.
Jaren: I blame Dallin for scooping out his heart because he was at a birthday party and was playing Hide-and-Go-Seek in the bushes. And he was eating cake with a spoon.
Dallin: No, I was in bushes because I was eating the last of the pork chops, and I didn't want anyone to see me! And I was eating with a FORK, not a spoon!
-Jaren and Dallin playing Mafia
Travis: Hey, Rick, it's Laughing Sal
Rick: NO!!!!
Alec: No, I shot her with a shotgun!
-Rick talking in his sleep
Brother Bruschke: Has anyone seen Brother Spencer?
Brandon: I think I saw him, you know? When, we all went into the Chapel-
Dewlin: (Mocking Brandon) Hey, I think I saw him, you know, when we went into the chapel too!
Travis: Hey, I did too!
Dewlin: Heh heh
Travis: No, but seriously I did!
-Brandon, Dewlin, and Travis in Deacon's Quorum
Travis: So, you should stay on the trail, unless if you need to, you know, take a dump-
Dallin: Wait, what was that!?
-Travis and Dallin at a Scout Meeting
Lady: I told you, you need to cradle the baby!
Man: I've already tried that! The baby's gone mad!
-A British couple with their baby at Pinnacles
Jeremy: Have you ever looked up at a star and thought that the girl you like could be looking at that same star?
Travis: No, she'd be sleeping.
-Jeremy and Travis at the Jamboree
Travis: Wow, trying on that Raiders football gear was pretty cool!
Kyle M.: Yeah, and I don't even like the Raiders!
-Travis and Kyle M. at the Jamboree
Dallin: (lifts up little Bryant Bruschke) Ahhh, come here, little boy!
Bryant Bruschke: My pants are wet.
Dallin: Oh, uh, why?
Bryant Bruschke: Because I flushed the toilet!
Dallin: Oh, uh, heh heh (sets him back down)
-Dallin at the Father and Son's Campout
Jeremy: (Points to a potato chip at his feet) Hey, how'd this chip get here?
Travis: I don't know. (Thinks for a second) Remember in church when we learned about miracles?
Jeremy: Yeah
Travis: It must be a miracle chip!
-Travis and Jeremy at the Giants game
Orc 1: Hey, I have a sword. I could slice you in half!
Orc 2: That's not a good idea, because I have a whip!
-Dallin dubbing over Lord of the Rings
"Who's Bruce?"
-Rick after watching The Dark Knight.
Jaren: I blame Dallin for scooping out his heart because he was at a birthday party and was playing Hide-and-Go-Seek in the bushes. And he was eating cake with a spoon.
Dallin: No, I was in bushes because I was eating the last of the pork chops, and I didn't want anyone to see me! And I was eating with a FORK, not a spoon!
-Jaren and Dallin playing Mafia
Travis: Hey, Rick, it's Laughing Sal
Rick: NO!!!!
Alec: No, I shot her with a shotgun!
-Rick talking in his sleep
Brother Bruschke: Has anyone seen Brother Spencer?
Brandon: I think I saw him, you know? When, we all went into the Chapel-
Dewlin: (Mocking Brandon) Hey, I think I saw him, you know, when we went into the chapel too!
Travis: Hey, I did too!
Dewlin: Heh heh
Travis: No, but seriously I did!
-Brandon, Dewlin, and Travis in Deacon's Quorum
Travis: So, you should stay on the trail, unless if you need to, you know, take a dump-
Dallin: Wait, what was that!?
-Travis and Dallin at a Scout Meeting
Lady: I told you, you need to cradle the baby!
Man: I've already tried that! The baby's gone mad!
-A British couple with their baby at Pinnacles
Jeremy: Have you ever looked up at a star and thought that the girl you like could be looking at that same star?
Travis: No, she'd be sleeping.
-Jeremy and Travis at the Jamboree
Travis: Wow, trying on that Raiders football gear was pretty cool!
Kyle M.: Yeah, and I don't even like the Raiders!
-Travis and Kyle M. at the Jamboree
Dallin: (lifts up little Bryant Bruschke) Ahhh, come here, little boy!
Bryant Bruschke: My pants are wet.
Dallin: Oh, uh, why?
Bryant Bruschke: Because I flushed the toilet!
Dallin: Oh, uh, heh heh (sets him back down)
-Dallin at the Father and Son's Campout
Jeremy: (Points to a potato chip at his feet) Hey, how'd this chip get here?
Travis: I don't know. (Thinks for a second) Remember in church when we learned about miracles?
Jeremy: Yeah
Travis: It must be a miracle chip!
-Travis and Jeremy at the Giants game
